Oh the horror! Our positransic beams were an utter failure! Three hundred fifty rotting zombies shuffled through the Gate of Eradication unperturbed, spreading blood and chaos through the Union Square area.
We are researching what may have caused the failure. If you have photo or video documentation that might help us, please send links to mob[at]eatbrains(dot)com. Tag your photos with “eatbrains” and “eatbrains08″. We will release our findings in a couple days.
Thank you good citizens, your cooperation makes great things possible.