Zombie activity on the SF peninsula has been at an all-time low this summer, a sign that our microwave beam defense wall is working. But wait! What is this I see before me? Someone is importing zombies into the heart of our city for mere spectacle?!

This Will Not Do!

thrill the world

The Eatbrains team will descend upon this freak show with a fury unknown in the post-deluvian era!

This October: none will be safe.