Thanks to the work of my associate, Dr. Grenzfineski, I believe we have the undead beat for now! The “Double L gyroscopic undead attractor” drew a large rot of zombies, and all were sucessfully neutralized afterward. San Francisco will be clear of zombies for some time to follow…

However, I am concerned that a group of visiting Austrians may have been infected. I am now en-route to Vienna to investigate, expect further documentation here.

Photos and sworn testimony from Thursday’s zombie outbreak will be distributed on this site shortly.