Our crack team of zombie wranglers has recently returned from tag-and-release operations in Central America. While we were away, undead activity in the SF bay area steadily rose to unacceptable levels. Using special telepathic radio frequencies, we shall attract lingering zombies to a location where they can be eliminated en masse. This will insure that the virginal, clean, and orderly city of San Francisco remains that way.

August 16th is the date we will turn on the Zombie Attraktor towers. The last time we attempted this maneuver things got a little out of hand… We will publish more information to help you upstanding citizens avoid the spectacle at all costs. If you are at the wrong place at the wrong time (wearing duct tape on your torso) you would risk being swept into the fray. How trajic that would be!

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