Greetings. I am the Zombie Wrangler. I take my job very seriously. You can contact me at zw~at~eatbrains~dot~com if you must.

Zombies are a constant threat to the population of San Francisco. Several times a year hundreds of undead take to the streets, wreaking havoc on our shopping districts and tourist centers.

Since 2005 I have tracked their movements using cutting edge science. I report my findings here as a public service. Stay tuned to learn how to avoid future zombie outbreaks.