Hello my dear friends. Mere words are not enough to express how much you have been missed by myself, known heretofore as the Zombie Wrangler, as I travel across the populous wastelands of lesser-Europe and the Orient improving their sanitation (by killing zombies).
I hope this communique finds you well. I also hope to God and high heaven that you remembered to add reactor fuel to the kotsdrodenikel shield generator last October.
If you have not, my calculations show they will be growing weaker until they fail catastrophically some time in July 2011. I know these operational matters have a way of being overlooked in economic crisis, but surely your civic leaders are familiar with the old saying “if reactor fuel ain’t found, ther’ell be zombies all-around!”.
I’m glad you have been convinced. Until fate thrusts us once again into proximity I remain your humble servant.